BLAND - Bizarro’ Variety Presents Bland's retelling The Nativity + Cai Draper + Wazlo + A Very Special Guest

Saturday, 5 December 2026 at 19:00 at The Holloway, Norwich

Leave your problems at the door and be part of something eyebrow raising and smirk jerking. BLAND is a show that has all the grandeur of something extraordinary but still feels like something you can wrap yourself in. It’s a hangout, it’s a show, it’s a night out where familiarity meets the thrill of uncertainty. A cocktail of four acts, live music, poetry, stand up, sketch and everything else that entertains. Also – vinyl bingo. Support emerging talent. Hosted by Jack Garden. Bland's Nativity It's Christmas after all! Jack has rewritten The Nativity from memory and together we all stumble between the beats to the final beat, which is of course, the baby Jesus rising. Scripts will be handed out to willing audience members who want to be part of Bland's retelling of The Nativity, that means - bring your shepherd sticks, wise crowns, donkey ears, hay and a freaking star I guess? Cai Draper Cai is a writer from South London living in Norwich. He is the author of _SPRUNG_ (Broken Sleep Bo…